Dick Cheney is the closest thing we have to "the Simpsons" Mr. Burns

Dick Cheney has undergone a heart transplant. This wealthy and soon to be bionic man will be blazing through hearts of poor young car accident victims by the dozen long before I get Kaiser Permanente to authorize the generic version of Lipitor for me to protect my one and only heart. It reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where Mr. Burns regains vitality by transfusing multiple pints of Bart's blood. He's never gonna stop. That's what needs to be realized here. This man has the means and the drive to actually live forever. He is the T-1000. So, if you hate Dick Cheney to the point of actually doing something about it, you better build a vat and fill it with molten steel; 'cause that's what it's gonna take to bring down the Cheney.

This blog posting wouldn't be right if I didn't at least take one little cheap shot at the "Decider's" supposed puppet master. I compare Dick Cheney to Mr. Burns; however, in an older episode focused on Grampa Simpson, it is revealed that the diabolical and diabolically funny Mr. Burns served in a WWII unit nicknamed the HellFish. I don't know much, but I know that blasting lawyers in the face a HellFish does not make.

When I'm old, I better be somewhat deaf.

I've come to the realization that by the time I'm old, I better be at least partially deaf; or I am fuckin' doin' it all wrong. If there's no hearing loss, that means I didn't see enough live rock'n'roll, shoot enough guns, manage to end up in places with explosions, or ended up getting a real man's job, like working in a machine shop. I was at the Skylark Lounge earlier tonight, seeing the Chuck Hughes Band. So I can say this isn't a goal on which I have overwhelmingly procrastinated.

I was at a certain, massive facility in the downtown area where I struck some gear with two union hands. I lucked out and got the two best union cats down there. The tall guy, whom I've known for years, constantly asked me to repeat myself. "Oh yeah, Pete. I pretty much deaf in one ear."

Fuck Yeah. I know how he got his hearing loss. And to that I say "FUCK YEAH".